blog you masturbating

Me : Okay, let’s blog you masturbating, want to?

POSTshowmeOFF : omg that would make m cummmmm

POSTshowmeOFF : im so horny

Me : Started blog

Me : Have you started rubbing?

POSTshowmeOFF : my legs are open wide

Me : How are your nips?

POSTshowmeOFF : rubbing my swollen cunt

POSTshowmeOFF : pulling on my erect nipples

Me : you use dirty words like CUNT that most girls don’t use!

POSTshowmeOFF : im not like most girls,,, i love hot cock

POSTshowmeOFF : especially older men,,,,, thick cocks

POSTshowmeOFF : mmmmmm yes

POSTshowmeOFF : 

Me : Like mine. Did I ever tribute you?

POSTshowmeOFF : mmm i dont rememeber

Me : Mmm, nice tit photo!

POSTshowmeOFF : omg my clittys hot

POSTshowmeOFF : mmmm ihave lots of trib pics

Me : Tits posted xxx

POSTshowmeOFF : mmmm tell them my name omg

Me : you tell them

Me : Full name, if you like!

POSTshowmeOFF : mmmm should i???

POSTshowmeOFF : my name is SHELBY CUM SLUT

POSTshowmeOFF :(full face pic sent. Should I ? )

POSTshowmeOFF : im so wet

Me : Fingerfucked too?

POSTshowmeOFF : you know how much i love to fingerfuck myself

Me : No, show me, next time LOL

Me : Middle two fingers?

POSTshowmeOFF : mmmm show my face pic

Me : Call yourself a worthless fuck pig and beg me and I will

POSTshowmeOFF : you how much l love being a worthless FUCKTOY….

POSTshowmeOFF : please show everyone how much of a cum SLUT IAM

POSTshowmeOFF : IM SHELBY,, THE FUCKTOY

Me : that will do

Me : I think you should look at your posted face, rub hard and CUM

POSTshowmeOFF : im sqwatting now

POSTshowmeOFF : oh god yes

Me : Go on, cum like a sirty slut and tell us about it Shelby

POSTshowmeOFF : mmmm i love cock,,,, my pusssy is sexy smooth

POSTshowmeOFF : i major in cock suckng and not letting a drop of cum hit the floor

POSTshowmeOFF : omg that excites me

Me : You cumming though, like my lil slut, doing it when toild?

POSTshowmeOFF : i crave cummmmmmmmmmm

POSTshowmeOFF : j ust came

POSTshowmeOFF : omg you make my day

POSTshowmeOFF : was awesome

Me : xxx

POSTshowmeOFF : can you post those two captioned ones that i showed you earlier

POSTshowmeOFF : my pussy is all wet

Me : wet like you are ready to go again? lol

POSTshowmeOFF : mmmmmm i wish i had time

Me : tomorrow

POSTshowmeOFF : you have a fantaztic day ok

Me : you too xx

A morning on chatpic

I spent a morning with my friend Shelby on chatpic.

Here’s what chatpic looks like.

You might not notice anything out of the ordinary on there, but I have already posted her. First picture, second row, that’s already Shelby, sucking cock. Her boyfriends? No! she’s getting it off an older married guy at the moment.

Recognise the pics now, from an earlier post?

A few seconds after being posted it had already been “liked”.

But its funny what happens if you post a non-sexy schoolgirl-ish picture like this one.

Seems to get a few more likes. Strange! She thinks its because she’s sucking.

3 likes in 3 minutes!

So what about captioned cock tributes?

Not so popular. Shelby likes them, cos she got the cock hard: it’s for her. Maybe the men are jealous. Or just so straight they want to see her and not a guy.

But it did peak somebody’s curiosity …

Well, that’s for her to tell, not me!


The Beatles – I saw her standing there

Well, she was just seventeen and you know what I mean
And the way she looked was way BEYOND COMPARE
So how could I dance with another? (Oh)
When I saw her standing there?

The next picture I posted, I called BEYOND COMPARE, from the Beatles lyrics, to imply that she might be 17.

That did well. 4 votes in 2 minutes is double the previous rate.

So now, lets hit those perversts with Shelby’s beautiful face and a teasing promise of more to come. Let’s see how that does!

Oh yes, they like that one!

A lot. It’s ironics that the promise of a blow job pic is more popular than the blow job pic itself. I wonder how many likes this would have got without the BJ promise?

The older pictures drop out of view. Will we get to 15? I wasn’t sure.

Yes we did. Well done Shelby.

So of course, being fair people, we gave them what we promised, even though they already had a BJ pic. Gave them another.

And the moral of the story is.

You appreciate something more if you had to earn it.

Compare …

I earned my pussy pic didn’t I Shelby!

(Jenny: are you next?)

 

 

 

 

 

POSTshowmeOFF – she’s getting some

POSTshowmeOFF : hes a married man

Me : How often do you meet?
POSTshowmeOFF : often as we can,,, hard to say couple times a week

Me : wife susect anything?
POSTshowmeOFF : not yet,,, ,, im really just doing it for the sex, he has a really nice cock

 

Me : Don’t like his personality?
POSTshowmeOFF : well i just know its not gonna last
POSTshowmeOFF : he bought me a drink and it just took off

Me : does he make you cum?
POSTshowmeOFF : yes hes the best i ever fucked
POSTshowmeOFF : no doubt about it
POSTshowmeOFF : and he cums inside me which i love

What about the boyfriend?

POSTshowmeOFF : he wasnt paying enough attentio to me anyway
Me : Less than me?
POSTshowmeOFF : yeah but you have built in excuse,, your wayfar away lol
Me : Yeah. Will cost you a lot when you finally vist LOL

POSTshowmeOFF : lol i know but i would enjoy it
Me : Get a little more cum inside you

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Me : You can look at the site

POSTshowmeOFF : oh ok one sec
POSTshowmeOFF : ohhh thats sooo good
POSTshowmeOFF : i look so sluty lol like a whore

Me : give me a price
POSTshowmeOFF : mmm like what do you mean
Me : you cheap little whore – what do you charge for a suck and fuck?

POSTshowmeOFF : for a blowjob,, $20 with a complete swalloww $30 POSTshowmeOFF : fucking woud be $50

POSTshowmeOFF : and if im in a good mood,, two for 1 lol

Me : I never paid for it. might have to rape you instead

POSTshowmeOFF : mmmmm tie me down for a few days and nights POSTshowmeOFF : only your sperm to drink